torstai 8. lokakuuta 2009

CONSPIRACY: Brain Fodder

In the year 1932, Finnish branch of global conspirators patented AIV fodder, an genetically altered chemical virus that is applied to fodder that feeds cows. It is rumored that AIV comes from words "Alterating Impotence Virus".

When the cow consumes this fodder, the virus is transmitted to cow's body and milk processing organs. From there the virus affects the milk, and hence ultimately affecting the human consumer.

It is rumored that this virus is of sleeping type, and can be activated with additional viral injection (for instance, an viral made for faked epidemic). It is also unknown how this virus works exactly, but for certain it is a weapon used by shadow goverment conspirators and para-military organisations for overthrowing the goverment. Popular theory is that the virus affects brains and hormones, making subjects more submitting for certain behaviour.

Even before the activation, this "brain fodder" is proven to consist chemicals that increase lactose intolerance (that doesn't exist in countries that don't use AIV), allergies and generally lower your resistance to bacterias and natural diseases.

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